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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Grosser Than Gross

Do you remember that game we used to play in gradeschool? "What's grosser than gross?" One person would ask and then we'd be on a tirade of terrible and taunting images, trying to top one another. It usually ended with some viserale image of a naked person sliding down razor blades into a pool of dead bodies. Gross!

With pregnancy, there are a gazillion pregnancy oddities that we can gross each other out with. So, I'll start...

"What's grosser than gross?" -Stacy

"What?" -You

"The stinky steam that comes off my pregnant vagina when I pee."

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the general smell of my body odor. I reak like a man!

9:21 PM  
Blogger Waya said...

OMG! That was really funny! How the heck did you come up with that, it's sooo true though!

10:50 PM  
Blogger soleclaw said...

What's grosser than gross? The constant green discharge I had in my effing panties. I wore panty liners for 6 months!!! YUCK!

(I found your blog at Another Mommy Moment...I liked your comment about "his saliva"!)

10:57 PM  
Blogger mrsmogul said...

Okay..where were you when I was pregnant? NICE SITE!!

6:25 PM  
Blogger Kris said...

OK, yes, there is that certain smell that after three children my mind undeniably links to "you are pregnant!"

11:00 PM  
Blogger Trish said...

I became the queefing queen. And of course it was worse after a pelvic exam to check my cervix.
Lovely, huh?
And what happened to my vagina to make 'fart' while pregnant? Can someone explain that?

11:42 PM  
Blogger Catizhere said...

Oh, THANK GOODNESS Soleclaw!!
Here I was thinking that I had some sort of alien infection and Tiny Korean Doctor was going to catch something when she climbs up there this afternoon!!!!

11:00 AM  

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