Grosser Than Gross
Do you remember that game we used to play in gradeschool? "What's grosser than gross?" One person would ask and then we'd be on a tirade of terrible and taunting images, trying to top one another. It usually ended with some viserale image of a naked person sliding down razor blades into a pool of dead bodies. Gross!
With pregnancy, there are a gazillion pregnancy oddities that we can gross each other out with. So, I'll start...
"What's grosser than gross?" -Stacy
"What?" -You
"The stinky steam that comes off my pregnant vagina when I pee."
With pregnancy, there are a gazillion pregnancy oddities that we can gross each other out with. So, I'll start...
"What's grosser than gross?" -Stacy
"What?" -You
"The stinky steam that comes off my pregnant vagina when I pee."
posted by Stacy at 12:09 PM
6 Comments:
How about the general smell of my body odor. I reak like a man!
What's grosser than gross? The constant green discharge I had in my effing panties. I wore panty liners for 6 months!!! YUCK!
(I found your blog at Another Mommy Moment...I liked your comment about "his saliva"!)
Okay..where were you when I was pregnant? NICE SITE!!
OK, yes, there is that certain smell that after three children my mind undeniably links to "you are pregnant!"
I became the queefing queen. And of course it was worse after a pelvic exam to check my cervix.
Lovely, huh?
And what happened to my vagina to make 'fart' while pregnant? Can someone explain that?
Oh, THANK GOODNESS Soleclaw!!
Here I was thinking that I had some sort of alien infection and Tiny Korean Doctor was going to catch something when she climbs up there this afternoon!!!!
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