Pregnant Horn Dog
A fellow pregnant blogger, who shall remain nameless, prodded me into posting a discussion on pregnancy sex. Maybe she’s too embarrassed to write about her hormonal horniness on her blog because her family reads it. Can’t blame her there.
Truth be told, becoming a insatiable horn dog during pregnancy is completely normal and, I believe, should be enjoyed to its fullest. I’m not sure exactly why, but orgasms during pregnancy can be the best of your life! If you’ve ever had trouble reaching orgasm, it suddenly becomes easier and more abundant. I’m talking multiples here ladies! Of course, the more orgasms you have, the more you want. It’s like potato chips; you can’t be satisfied with just one.
There are a number of factors that contribute to a pregnant woman’s horniness. First, it’s the hormones that boost your libido.
Second, it’s a subconscious feeling of sexiness that can dominate one’s desire. This subconscious hot mama may be found stutting around in your vivid dreams. My god! I cannot tell you how many times I cheated on my husband and woke up to a juicy orgasm.
Third, it’s those big ol’ knockers. Who wouldn’t feel just a tad bit sexy with those Playboy tits?
Lastly, and most importantly, it’s the vagina (or should I say cheeseburger crotch?) that propels us into horndoggery. Besides the oddness of looking like you’ve stashed a cheeseburger in your panties, this big fat vagina does have its advantages. Enlarged + swollen = sensitive. Your vagina can be sensitive to touch, rubbing, or hey, even a bus ride with a nicely vibrating diesel engine. The more pregnant you are, the more sensitive your vagina will become.
If you’re in your third trimester, I dare you to try this experiment. Take off your clothing from the waist down. (Don’t forget to close the drapes and make sure your door is locked.) Lie on your bed or somewhere comfortable and touch your vagina. See? Did you feel that? Are you horny now?
Truth be told, becoming a insatiable horn dog during pregnancy is completely normal and, I believe, should be enjoyed to its fullest. I’m not sure exactly why, but orgasms during pregnancy can be the best of your life! If you’ve ever had trouble reaching orgasm, it suddenly becomes easier and more abundant. I’m talking multiples here ladies! Of course, the more orgasms you have, the more you want. It’s like potato chips; you can’t be satisfied with just one.
There are a number of factors that contribute to a pregnant woman’s horniness. First, it’s the hormones that boost your libido. Second, it’s a subconscious feeling of sexiness that can dominate one’s desire. This subconscious hot mama may be found stutting around in your vivid dreams. My god! I cannot tell you how many times I cheated on my husband and woke up to a juicy orgasm.
Third, it’s those big ol’ knockers. Who wouldn’t feel just a tad bit sexy with those Playboy tits?
Lastly, and most importantly, it’s the vagina (or should I say cheeseburger crotch?) that propels us into horndoggery. Besides the oddness of looking like you’ve stashed a cheeseburger in your panties, this big fat vagina does have its advantages. Enlarged + swollen = sensitive. Your vagina can be sensitive to touch, rubbing, or hey, even a bus ride with a nicely vibrating diesel engine. The more pregnant you are, the more sensitive your vagina will become.
If you’re in your third trimester, I dare you to try this experiment. Take off your clothing from the waist down. (Don’t forget to close the drapes and make sure your door is locked.) Lie on your bed or somewhere comfortable and touch your vagina. See? Did you feel that? Are you horny now?
posted by Stacy at 12:23 PM
2 Comments:
Welp, there! You've said it!
If my husband read this, he would feel so slighted. My sexual needs did not blossom like everyone told me they would. I am sure it was probably due to the anti-depressants I have to take to remain sane or I will kill everyone in plain sight...well maybe not EVERYONE!
Let's pray he never reads this!
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